hi! we're a OFFNIGHTS, a brand new comedy club on the lower east side, operating only on weekdays.

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our tickets are $15, but nobody knows we exist yet, so we’re giving you secret five dollar tickets forever (or until we close).

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shows feature mostly funny people who are not famous, plus one or two who are — past drop-ins include snl castmembers, massive netflix stars, and also complete nobodies. lets be honest: if you're going to see comedy in nyc you probably don't know the names anyways. also it's five dollars.

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enter your email below, and we'll send you a weekly password for secret $5 tickets (no drink minimum, no spam we promise).