dear friend / relative / coworker,

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​tonight i went to OFF NIGHTS comedy club on the lower east side and saw an electric stand up comedy show featuring mostly nobody relevant, and then one kinda famous person. i've actually never had more fun before — and i've been to epcott.

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they said that if i sent you this link they would give me some free stuff, which, you know me — i love free stuff! 

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anyways. if you put your email in below, they'll send you $5 tickets every week until they close. 

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warmly,

your friend / relative / coworker ​

p.s. we should hang out more i miss you​​

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